Il y a plusieurs interprétations mais c’est surtout un message de paix, d’amour et de fun !
There are several interpretations but it is especially a message of peace, love and fun !
//This began the rise of Aperture Science.
What if we used this to coat foam cosplay weapons and armor?
what if i sprayed this on my dick while i was hard. i would have the eternal wood
Two different kinds of people.
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1. Which fictional character do you most relate to and why?
This is haaaaaaaard! I want to say Ice King? But that’s not really true. I think I empathize with Ice King, but that’s different to relating to.
Lets say Winston Smith from 1984, because I like to compare my job at Tesco to his life in a grim, totalitarian state.
2. Who forms your ultimate BROtp?
I don’t know what this means so I’m gonna have to pretend it was a question about pasta, in which case - yes please.
3. What is your favourite fictional universe?
Probably the Legend of Zelda universe. I always get so excited about the lore, the world, the characters. Also THE TIMELINE! I love that a whole branch in the split timeline stems from all the players who didn’t finish Ocarina of Time and effectively let Ganondorf win. That’s pretty cool.
4. If you could transform into any animal at will, which would it be?
I read a book when I was younger called Switchers about kids who could do this. So they did squirrels and bears and owls and stuff. Then one day they were like HEY WAIT A MINUTE and then they transformed into a phoenix and a dragon and were really awesome and cool and saved the world.
With that in mind, I’d be a cat so I could sleep and play videogames when nobody is looking.
5. What song best describes your life at present?
More a piece of music than a song - The theme from Howl’s Moving Castle.
6. What is your least favourite fantasy race?
The Choeleathans, because I just invented them just now and they’re incredibly underdeveloped and without character or even physical identity. They’re basically just a name, really, never reaching anywhere beyond the confine of this paragraph.
so here’s a fun story about this movie. guess who loves this movie? me! i do! i love this movie. i love this movie so much that when i was in the 7th grade and i saw “first wives club 2” on pay per view i was like: HELL YEAH!! FIRST WIVES CLUB TWO!! NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A SEQUEL!!!
here’s the synopsis for first wives club 2:
disgruntled first wives take their ex-husbands’ new lovers under their wing.
sounds great, right? awesome viewing material for a precocious 11-year-old.
so i buy this movie, and like, three minutes into it i’m starting to feel suspicious?? like it’s really low quality and my girls are nowhere in sight?? how come none of the first wives are the same?? how come they’re alone in a bedroom with mood lighting?? why is she taking off her shirt?? why are they both taking off their shirts?? WHY ARE THEY—
here’s what i did not know about first wives club 2:
- it is a lesbian porno of no relation to the beloved 1996 classic.
so of course i, horrified that i’ve accidentally bought porn on my family’s account (and in that state of panic that kids work themselves into whenever anything regarding sex is mentioned), quickly shut off the TV and go upstairs and watch an episode of veggie tales to like, cleanse my soul and apologize to jesus, and that’s that.
EXCEPT, OF COURSE:
- you have to pay for pay per view.
so the end of the month comes and i have completely put this incident out of my mind, haha, i accidentally bought porn, how funny, TELL NO ONE. right? and i’m sitting at a nice dinner with my mother, my stepfather, and my very religious aunt deb, and we’re just talking about farm things, whatever, when suddenly my mother puts her fork down and says, “okay, there’s something we need to discuss. as a family.”
- AS A FAMILY.
and i’m like, running through a list of people i know who could conceivably be dead, and fantasizing about my mother announcing that she’s going to buy me My Own Computer Just Because U Earned It Kiddo, and she pulls out a piece of paper that says DIRECTV across the top. and i’m like: OH NO.
"i received the tv bill today," my mother said, and i was like, shoveling potatoes into my mouth as fast as i could because i knew that when i went to PORN PRISON they weren’t going to feed me this kind of quality starch. "does anybody want to tell me who purchased the pornography?"
as a reminder, a quick table survey:
- my mother, surprised and disappointed by the porn bill (innocent)
- my stepfather, a grumbly old cowboy who just wants to sing along to kenny chesney and watch the hunt for red october (innocent)
- my aunt deb, a super religious catholic whose best friend is a nun named Sister Placid (innocent)
- me, the 11-year-old with a mouthful of potatoes who definitely purchased the lesbian pornography
my mother said, “i’m not going to ask again.”
my aunt looked at my stepdad. my stepdad looked at my aunt. NOBODY LOOKED AT ME, THE 11-YEAR-OLD WITH A MOUTHFUL OF POTATOES WHO DEFINITELY PURCHASED THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY.
my mother shook her head and put the bill down. “this was incredibly inappropriate,” she said. “skip, deb, whoever. buy that shit on your own time. i’m not paying for it. what if molly had seen it?”
- WHAT IF MOLLY HAD SEEN IT?
"don’t expose my kid to that crap."
- MY KID
- TO THAT CRAP
"if you want to watch porn, fine, but do it in private and don’t expect me to pay for it. i can’t believe one of you did that in the living room."
- I CAN’T BELIEVE ONE OF YOU DID THAT
- IN THE LIVING ROOM
but molly, why didn’t you own up to it and explain that it was an accident?
- are you fucking kidding
- i did not want to go to porn prison
the fun conclusion to this story is that i never owned up to it, which means that there are 3 people in the world who have not solved the mystery of the lesbian porn. a quick survey:
- my mother, who lives every day wondering whose porn she paid for
- my stepfather, who probably wishes he knew less about his wife’s sister’s porn preferences
- my aunt, who probably wishes she knew less about her sister’s husband’s porn preferences
but molly, why don’t you own up to it now, with the safety of time and distance and the knowledge that porn prison isn’t real?
- are you fucking kidding
- this is the best thing i’ve ever done
the legend of Zelda
This is so cute
Chris Evans behind the scenes of Captain America: The First Avenger
He had to kneel on a box, my life is made
I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me